i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
His hands were made for my vagina.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
