you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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