I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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