I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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