part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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