I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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