matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
dude. I can hear the air.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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