I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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