In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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