HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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