I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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