good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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