i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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