I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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