He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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