eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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