We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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