Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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