So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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