When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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