I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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