When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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