real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
another moral hangover. fuck.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
