these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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