Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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