I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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