i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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