It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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