why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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