you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
"it" just moved
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We have started to decorate penises.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
When are your genitals available?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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