Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
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He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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