i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You ate ashes out of my bong
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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