how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
Randomize
