doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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