real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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