belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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