What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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