awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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