Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I want you more than these girls want KFC
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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