wanna go halves on a baby?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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