I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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