i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Come see our sink grown plant.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
pray to the hookup gods
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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