I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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