first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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