I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I AM VODKA MAN
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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