Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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