She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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