I cannot find my penis.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
A bitchslap is in order.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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