I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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