Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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