yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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