On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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