how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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