its not stalking. its research.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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