last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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