I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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