theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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