I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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