Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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